You ever hear of 3 Bears OG? Buckle up, Goldilocks. Instead of having to contend with a strain that's too weak or too strong (or even settling for "just right,") 3 Bears OG gives you the full gamut. It's mostly indica (but not too indica) with enough sativa to make sure you're not crashing on anyone's couch before they've had the chance to extend you an invitation.
3 Bears OG is so chill you might want to start your hibernation early. It's a three-way cross between Bear OG, Karma's Cut OG and Triangle Kush. If none of those strains sound familiar either you're in good company. 3 Bears OG is one of the craftiest of craft strains. It has a spicy, complex flavor that starts more intense than it finishes. It's flora, sure, but think more lavender than roses, and look out for that light taste of watermelon on the exhale.
The best part is you get to choose your own experience. Take a Baby Bear hit, and you'll be treated to a light curiosity and openness. Mama Bears will appreciate the enhancement to their patience, and a big Papa Bear hit will leave you couch-locked and hungry for porridge.