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Freeze your brain already! Don't you get tired of watching your thoughts chase each other's tails when all you're trying to do is sleep? One technique is to try to imagine yourself in some faraway place, with specific people, doing something out of the ordinary. You know what would really help with that? Terpee Slurpee. It's almost like putting a bottle of melatonin in your pipe, only way more flavorful. Terpee Slurpee sits light and fluffy in the bowl (always grind your bud before you pack it!) and presents an aroma similar to standing at the sampling counter in a Baskin Robbins. Well, a Baskin Robbins that sits next to a weed store, anyway. Once you hit it, you'll forget all about how long you tossed and turned last night trying to find the comfortable spot on the mattress. Your mind will start to expand at the moment of that first exhale, lifting you out of your stupor and onto another level entirely, one full of cotton candy clouds and cinnamon mists that will leave you drifting into some of the deepest, vivid, memorable dreams of your life. Some people may need two hits to realize these effects.