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Utokia understands that the second most important rule of enjoying cannabis (after be safe) is to have a good time!. This preroll 6-pack takes that idea to a whole 'nother level. Of course you're getting four dynamite strains (two each of the ones you'll want to try again,) and of course they're color-coded, but each pack _also_ comes with a random collectible trading card featuring one of the unique strains they carry. Each joint is roughly a gram, and Utokia uses no scraps and no shake to make them—just fresh ground small-batch bud. Pure Kush (Indica Calm Effect) 24.5% THC 0.07% CBD- Pure Kush is a powerful indica strain that is highly sought after for its incomparable sedative effects and effectiveness at pain management. This is as old-school as it gets, a phenotype of OG Kush with no other known parentage, so you can expect that nostalgic skunky kushy smell as soon as you light up, as well as some characteristic dry mouth and red eyes. If you stay hydrated, you can easily mitigate those side effects so you can enjoy the deepest calm you've ever known. The Soap (Sativa Lift Effect) 22.6% THC ).12% CBG- Good news, everyone! The Soap does not actually taste like soap. It's named for the way it scrubs your brain clean of any bad thoughts, lingering fears, or residual ruminations. (And it tastes like wintergreen.) The Soap has a fragrance that's like aromatherapy all on its own—full of lavender and lilac. You can practically burn it for incense! But then you'll miss out on the buoyant head high. It's an uplifting, motivating experience that will have you emerging from your troubles squeaky clean with none of the bad stuff clinging to you. Grape Gas (Indica Calm Effect) 26.68% THC 0.10% CBD- Grape Gas is a delicious, middle-of-the-road indica strain that won't blow you away, but won't overwhelm you, either. We like it for its flavor more than anything. It's certainly funky, but grape and citrus overtones blend with spicy diesel to make a taste that's somewhere between grape drink and Robitussin. But in a good way. Grape Gas will settle your mind into a quiet state of serene relaxation and calm, with a subtly energizing tingle that permeates your body. It's pretty sociable for an indica, so it's good for pregaming summer barbecues. Critical Mass (Hybrid Flow/Creative Effect) 18.61% THC 0.04% CBD- Critical Mass greets you with a pungent, earthy smell that carries delectable notes of sweetness and citrus. It's a tasty smoke, too—not too harsh, not too light. The lower THC content means you won't have to worry about the anxiety or paranoia of its saliva lineage. Critical Mass is more of a creativity-booster, something to stimulate the imagination without putting you in a trance. You'll definitely feel like lying down if you smoke a lot of it, but you'll be more likely to get lost in a book than risk falling asleep. Punch Breath (Indica Relieve Effect) 23.91% THC 0.06% CBD- Bred from parents notorious for their delicious taste (Mendo Breath and Purple Punch, if you're curious,) Punch Breath is the epitome of culinary customization. It's got that sweet candy taste of fruity grapes layered over top of savory cookie dough and a touch of herbal earthiness, just like an old-fashioned weed cookie where you can just barely taste the bud that went into it. Punch Breath is heavy, sedative strain that will lay you out flat reaching for the closest snacks. You've probably got about fifteen or twenty minutes after smoking to get into a quiet, comfortable location where you can chill out for a couple hours, or just consider the day seized and sleep off the rest of it.